Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. There are games to be won.
Now come try the winningest game of them all!
World Renowned as the great game of Elephant Ball.
Of all the ball games it is one of the greats.
All you need is an elephant, ball, and four skates.

The rules are quite simple. It's easy to play.
Just hold on to your mouse and then do what we say:

"As soon as the bell rings, a ball drops in sight.
With your mouse, make your elephant skate left or right,
And when the ball's in a position to kick,
Stop skating and then give your mouse a quick click."

If you've timed both your skating and kicking just so
The ball will fly up in the air and will go-
Into one of three baskets and you'll get a score,
Or else it will fall through a hole in the floor.

If it does, don't feel bad, the next time you'll succeed
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)