Ohe even teaches frogs to dance,
And pigs to put on underpants.
One day she taught a duck to sing--
Miss Bonkers teaches EVERYTHING!


f all the teachers in our school,
I like Miss Bonkers best.
Our teachers are all different,
But she's different-er than the rest.



Text copyright © 1999 by Dr. Seuss Enterprises, L.P., and Jack Prelutsky. Illustrations copyright © 1999 by Lane Smith. Representations of Dr. Seuss characters and images as they appear in Lane Smith's illustrations are copyright © and trademark ™ by Dr. Seuss Enterprises, L.P. Used by permission. Illustrations in "How This Book Came to Be" copyright © 1999 by Dr. Seuss Enterprises, L.P.